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Brew’s Birthday Bling

April 1, 2012

It’s April Fool’s Day, which also happens to be my birthday.

The Brew's birthday

Check it out! BZTAT got me a present!

The Brew's birthday

I’m no fool. I’m gonna play with it.

Look! It even has my name on it!!!

The Brew's birthday

Hey! Wait a minute!

Why’d ya go puttin’ it on my neck?

The Brew's birthday

I’m stylin’. Lady cats like mancats with bling.

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…………

The Brew's birthday

OK, you can take it off now.

I am not likin’ the bell on it. Now Okey will hear me when I try to sneak up on her.

The Brew's birthday

TAKE IT OFF. NOW.

The Brew's birthday

Pullllllleeeeeeessssseeeeee……

Somethin’ tells me this present was an April Fools Day trick.

Just Meowin’,

The Brew

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It’s here! My new Blog is live!

January 4, 2012

Just Meowin' with Brewskie ButtCheck it out folks! My new blog/website is live! I hope you like it!

This is my last post from this site. Please visit my new site for future great fun with The Brew!

Just Meowin’,

The Brew

Yo Brew’s Posse! I’m gettin’ an upgrade!

January 3, 2012

Brewskie Butt cat characterLet’s face it folks. My website has not been as excitin’ as the guy who inspired it of late. Even I have gotten bored with it. I don’t blame you if you have gotten bored with it too.

There is good news though. My human BZTAT has finally relented and allowed me to get an upgrade! My site is gonna change and become more excitin’ and active!

Happy New Year to the Brew and Brew’s Posse!

Since I have a book coming out soon (Yep, remember my adventures back in May?), and BZTAT is doing more BREW artwork, she has agreed that we need to make this site a bit more artsy and fun.

So beginning tomorrow, my blogposts will be coming from the new site. All the old schtuff will be imported, so nothing will be lost. Only lotsa new stuff to come. If you follow my RSS feed, though, you will need to follow the new feed here. I will get ya directions to the new email form to if ya want my posts in yer inbox. I haven’t gotten that far yet, but I will post it as soon as I do.

I am really lookin’ forward to this new adventure. I hope that you will follow along and see what is ahead!

Just Meowin’.

The Brew

 

Wordless Wednesday: Sun Puddle Cuddle Pile

December 21, 2011
cat cuddle pile

Sun Puddle Cuddle Pile

Poetry Contest – Get yer rhyme on.

November 28, 2011

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I am a cat called the Brew.

It is my desire to entertain you.

But I really don’t know how to write Haiku.

 

See how easy it is? If I can write poetry, anyone can. And to celebrate pet pal-ship, Pets Add Life is holdin’ a poetry contest fur kids to write poems about their pets.

When BZTAT was a kid, she used to write poems alot, and her favorite subject was writin’ about her cat Pyewacket. Do you know a child who likes to write? Have them pen a poem and send it to Pets Add Life. Look at what they could win:

  • A “by-line” in a nationally circulated magazine,
  • A $250 gift card for pet products, AND
  • A $1,000 scholarship for your classroom for pet-related education!
  • Six winners, one per grade level will win!
  • Deadline for submissions is January 31, 2012 at 5:00pm EST.

You can read all the deets here. Get writin’, kids!

Disclaimer: This post is sponsored by the Pets Add Life campaign and the American Pet Products Association. I am being compensated for helping spread the meow about the benefits and joys of pet ownership. Or, ya know, ownership of humans. Whatever, they think I am important, so they are willin’ to compensate me. But I only meow about schtuff I believe in, no matter what the compensation. Better be tuna, is all I can meow.

Just Meowin’,

The Brew

Cat Convos

November 23, 2011

 

Cute. Not a bad little video. I give the Pets Add Life folks a paws up.

But if humans wanted to know what cats REALLY talked about, they shoulda asked ME. Just meowin’.

Here’s the live script from my Fab 5 reality show video:

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Brew: (to snoozin’ Slick) I want that pillow.

Slick: zzzzz…

Brew: (lays on pillow edging Slick off of it) My pillow!

Slick: Hissss! (skulks, jumps off pillow and entire bed)

Brew: (slips off pillow onto blanket next to Okey) My blanket!

Okey: WHACK! Think again Brew!

Brew: Ow! Hey, Ok– Ooh, What’s that sound?

Who: (looks over side of bed with Brew) It’s Noah!

Who and Brew: (together) DUDE!!!

Brew: Awesome barfisode Noah! That’s the hair ball to beat all hair balls!

Who: Excellent placement! Right where BZTAT will step when she gets out of bed!

Brew and Who: (give Noah high paws as he jumps on the bed)

Noah: Burp! I feel so much better now.

Slick and Okey: (look at each other, rolling eyes with disgust) BOYZ!

BZTAT: AAAAAAGGHHHH!!!! (succession of bleeped out words that can’t be printed on this family friendly cat blog)
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Yeah, I can see why my Pets Add Life pals made their own video without me. My video sorta became NSFW unwittingly.

Those Pets Add Life folks have a good point, too. Multiple pets are a good thing. Cuz every cat needs co-conspirators, yo.

Just meowin’,

The Brew

Wordless Wednesday: I was mildly interested in you…

November 16, 2011

…until I wasn’t.

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